All Stories
The full Candy Press archive — every story we've ever made up.
- Controversial Planning Application Approved By Council Officers
- Police Search Gardens In Lake
- Island Drivers To Get Mainland Training
- The Wonders Of The Isle Of Wight - 2017
- Election Special - The Leaders Debate
- Sewage Released After Water Pump Fails
- 'Date Night' Earns Island Man Hospital Stay
- Island Men Twice As Likely To Suffer From "LaDS"
- Daily Mail Admits Typo In East Cowes Report
- X Factor Auditions Heading To The Island
- Island Finally Set For Rail Improvements?
- Search For The Shite Town Of The Year
- Tar Very Much! Island Roads Very Much Better!
- Free Child Microchipping Thanks To Island Police
- Tourism Up As Boat Falls Over
- Police Investigate Amusement Park Break In
- Black Day As Island Mourns 'Woman Of The People'
- Council Parking Plans To Save Police Blushes?
- Island To Close?
- Island Police To Pilot Cyborgs In Bid To Cut Crime
- Woman Freed From The Mundane
- Council Bid To Cut Congestion Headache
- Islanders Warned Against Dodgy Mainland Car Deals
- Weather Warning For Weary Islanders
- Johnny Depp Tries A Slice Of Island Life
- Holy Cow! Cows In Cowes!
- Island Car Parks Named Island's Top Tourist Attraction After Record Profits Announced
- For The Record
- Tories Plan Landmark Sell-Off To Placate Pensioners
- Newport Officially Best Shopping Town Of The South Coast
- Who Is The Wally Now?
- Island Loses No.1 Spot in Gods Waiting Room League Table
- Police! Slow!
- Islands Schools Worst In Country, So It’s Goodbye Mr Chipps!
- South London Riots Start To Set Shanklin Alight!
- Isle of Wight Council Leaders May Burn In Hell – God Willing
- Islands Tories Could Be Useful After All? Just Take Their Own Words For It!
- Wightlink Winners Of The Waves
- Island Sports Results Round-Up
- Famous Island Prankster Finally Apprehended
- Hugh, Pugh, Barley, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble…and Nancy
- The Emily Spurt Column: Here To Listen, Advise And Patronise
- Mission To Mars – How The Island Played Its Part
- For The Record
- Giddings Plans A Very Suburban Festival
- The Isle of Wight Candy Press Says Enough Is Enough!
- Elderly Couple Grew Large Cannabis Plant
- Interview With 'Leader Of Resistance' To Planned Socialist Cull
- Rampant Pompey Thrash Flapjacks Nancy-Boy Nippers
- Islanders Take Revenge On Red Funnel
- Local Bus Driver Taken Ill From Lack Of Change
- Council Conundrum Over Seaweed Solution
- Emily Spurt Touches Down At The Candy Press
- Missing Island Pupil & Teacher Found A Long Way From Island
- Island Tory Councillors To Be Replaced By Sheep
- Island Tour Firm Bids For Rail Franchise
- Young Island Women Would Make Pankhurst “Turn In Her Grave”
- Residents Anger At Planning Refusal
- New Council Business Initiative
- Pub Landlord Injured During SausageFest
- Missing Car Found Outside Owners House
- Show Organisers Appeal To Missing Prize Winner
- Socialist Cull Island Wide
- Island Unlikely To Get 4G “This Side Of Armageddon”
- Two New Festivals Added To Island Calendar
- Council Sells Amenities To Raise Badly Needed Funds
- For The Record
- Devastating Earthquake In East Cowes
- Police Called To Pop Quiz Row
- An Apology To Her Majesty The Queen
- Got A Problem? Don’t Know Where To Turn? Help Is At Hand!
- Gritters Ready For Winter
- Missing Boy Found Safe And Well
- Council Sells Off UV Protection Supply
- Lifeboat Called Out To Rescue Lifeboat
- St Helens Couple In Fundraising Drive
- Council Contract Win Raises Eyebrows
- Dealer Urges "Buy Island Weed"
- Giddings Reveals Festival Booking Secrets
- Green Boost For The Island
- New Wind Farm Protest Group Formed In Cowes
- Phone Shops Have Phones For Sale
- Festival Toilets - Council Has Concerns
- Branson In Bid For Bembridge Airport As Virgin Takes On Wightlink
- Council Amnesty For Fertilizer Thieves
- Southern Vectis Bus Driver Sacked
- County Hall In Bugging Storm
- Nightclub Will Finally Shut
- The Islands Last Party: Be There Or Be Square!
- Council Cuts Force Towns To Merge
- New Plan To Lower Island Unemployment Figures
- Breaking News: Power Cut In Freshwater
- Don’t Panic! All Is Fine & Dandy On Our Island
- Gridlock On Cycle Track After Pile Up
- Co-op ‘Not Good With Food Or Planning’ Says Hospital
- Hitchcock's Nightmare Comes True On Isle Of Wight
- Weather Ruined Our Day, Say Event Organisers
- Island Man Injured As 'Stairs Started Moving'
- Small Fire In Ryde
- Southern Vectis Taking Web Censorship To New Level?
- William & Kate To Sue Candy Press Over Topless Photos
- Bowls Doping Scandal Shames Island Says MP
- "Driver Not At Fault" Says Southern Vectis After Couple Die Waiting For Bus
- Island Youths Set For £60 Fines If 'Looking Shifty'
- Red Cross – Island Refugee Problem Now Crisis
- Island Police Seeking Victims Of Crime
- Newport Couple ‘Mad As Box-Of-Frogs’ - Official
- Red Squirrel Ancestor Found
- Clear Benefits For New Turbines
- Island Woman Paints Door Green
- Stevie Leaves Islands Whingers To Wonder
- Terror From Ireland On The Island?
- Island CSO's Get More Powers - None Super
- Suspicious Man Apprehended
- Floating Bridge Delays Cause Havoc
- Riot Police Needed To Deal With Protesting Swan
- Terrorism Not Ruled Out In Freshwater Air Disaster
- IW Candy Press Goes Live